The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
3pm strippers are depressing
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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