he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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