He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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