hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Randomize
