According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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