Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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