how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
if only i could text you this smell
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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