try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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