I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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