How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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