Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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