i need an iv and a liver transplant
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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