My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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