Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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