Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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