Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
