it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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