You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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