help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Do vagina's smell?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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