spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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