How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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