It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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