I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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