So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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