I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
ugly people sure do ruin things
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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