And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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