ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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