Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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