He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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