is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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