Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i need some magic done to my vagina
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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