we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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