This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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