its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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