You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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