i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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