I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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