i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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