I love black thongs
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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