We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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