well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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