Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You don't make any sense
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