What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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