He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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