what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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