I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Randomize
