just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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