Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
