i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
