ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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