Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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