yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
