If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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